Why is "The Hills" so addicting?

I hate it. I feel like such a femme. It's soooo good. I get wrapped up in Heidi and Spencer and their dramatic love life. I laugh at Justin Bobby's hipster cool guyness. (or maybe gayness) I ponder at what goes on through Audrina's head. It reminds me of those Simpson's episodes when the camera would go inside Homers head and there would be monkeys dancing or a donkey sitting next to a tree with his tail moving a little bit, just nothing really going on...that's Audrina. And lets talk about the on again off again mustache of LC. Its there one week and its gone the next. Oh and lets not forget Loe and her priceless facial expressions. I love it. I hate it. Damn you MTV for turning me into a Hills fan. I hate myself. I've really lost it.