I really hate 99.9% of Americans. Remember that scene in Vanilla Sky when Tom Cruise wakes up, gets in his car, and when he starts driving the streets of New York, no one is around. Not a single soul. That would be fun. Call it social anxiety, call it being a grumper, whatever it is, i'm just not a fan of people most days.
I had a brief shouting scuffle with some dick draggers (boogey boarders) yesterday. Entilted 14 year olds who can't drive yet, but feel they can get loud with a buddy of mine in the water. No Bueno! I was going to slash the tires to their bikes, but thought that would go a little bit to far. Plus, they still ride bikes...how cute.
Its 9 a.m. I need coffee
Wuka Wuka
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I like dick dragging, in reference to boogie boarding and otherwise, friend. I take offense to your chastising of my fellow boogie boarders! It's not my fault I've only ever been to Galveston and am probably not coordinated enough to surf.
That being said, I don't like people either. Which sucks because people love me. I'd make a great salesman, but I'd hate every second of it.
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