O.J. Simpson

After watching his tearful speech apologizing for his set of crimes, I kind of felt sorry for the lovable ol' "Juice". Remember the good old days when he played the funny character in the Naked Gun movies? I think, if a person can get away with double murder, then he should have immunity from all other crimes because he is just too good to be caught and sent to prison. 15 years with possible parole in 7 is a bit harsh. I still love ya Juice....OH, and Juice...take care of your corn hole man.

Why is "The Hills" so addicting?

I hate it. I feel like such a femme. It's soooo good. I get wrapped up in Heidi and Spencer and their dramatic love life. I laugh at Justin Bobby's hipster cool guyness. (or maybe gayness) I ponder at what goes on through Audrina's head. It reminds me of those Simpson's episodes when the camera would go inside Homers head and there would be monkeys dancing or a donkey sitting next to a tree with his tail moving a little bit, just nothing really going on...that's Audrina. And lets talk about the on again off again mustache of LC. Its there one week and its gone the next. Oh and lets not forget Loe and her priceless facial expressions. I love it. I hate it. Damn you MTV for turning me into a Hills fan. I hate myself. I've really lost it.

Damn It

I was so excited about my eggroll...I left my phone in the phoniex airport. I'm sad.

My Spin on Current Issues

Well...Al-Qaida gives us some new dinner theater with a new video from their number 2 Ayman al-Zawahri a.k.a #2 douche bag. Calling Barrack Obama a "house negro" isn't very nice, but would you expect anything more from a man like this? The press is treating this like a complete slap in President-Elect Obama's face. But what did you want the video to say? "Hey, Obama. We love you, you terrorist sympathizing communist." "Lets hug it out and let bygones be bygones." Nope, that's not what is ever going to happen. I really hope that Obama brings the troops home and diverts some to Afghanistan to find these guys and stone them. I'm over Al-Qaida.

Female astronaut loses tool bag in space on her first space mission and first space walk ever. LOL. There goes the neighborhood.

Former Senator Stevens loses Alaskan race. Have fun in jail buddy. You deserve it. And by the way, Alaska see's a democratic Senator for the first time in a long time. Maybe this guy wont spend so much time waking up and watching Russia. (jab at Palin...I don't like her)

Well Dick Cheney is indicted by the Texas Grand Jury (lol...Texas) along with former A.G. Alberto Gonzalez. I can't find much on this, and I don't really know how I feel. I mean, personally I don't know where I stand on torture of prisoners. I leave that decision to the professionals. And secret prisons I believe are a good idea, keep our enemies guessing. So, all I will say is Fuck Cheney and Gonzalez. They are both corrupt as fuck and deserve to rot in jail. We should bring back drawing and quartering. That would make for some interesting dinner theater.

Paulson does not want his 700 billion to go to bailing out homeowners or auto makers but instead just to go to the banks so they will start lending again so we can get into more debt, buy more things we can't afford, get us back to the good ol days of fat, happy, apathetic Americans. I'm sick of that culture. Someone please take this guy out back behind the shed and shoot him. I am fucking over his lies. We need oversight and transparency. And no one in congress will REALLY stand up to this guy. It's a total shame. Congress men and women care more about keeping there jobs then doing the right thing for Americans.

Now I do not agree with any money going to the Big 3 and these guys are back on the hill trying to get yours and my money. You may not believe that, but its true. If its their time to go down, then that's the natural fluidity of life and business. Besides, we don't need SUV's anymore. We need hybrids, hydrogen vehicles, flex fuel. It's too bad American auto makers have fallen behind the curve. Foreign car manufactures don't have American special interest at heart, maybe that's why they are leading the charge in fuel efficient cars.

I am upset with America and yet there is no where else I would rather be. Quite a conundrum.

Wuka Wuka

Quick List of The Best Shows on the Tele

I just wanted to give you my "What I'm watching these days" list. If you don't watch these programs, your missing the boat and...well...your dumb. Or maybe I'm dumb.

Mondays

My Own Worst Enemy- That's right. With Christian Slater. Spy thriller fun.
The Hills-because of its awesomeness.

Tuesday

Fringe-new show on Fox. Yes it has Pacey from Dawson's Creek and yes he's awesome.
The Shield- OMG so good, but next week is the series finally and I'm sad.

Wednesday

I used to watch Real World/Road Rules Gauntlet but now that it's over, I just read.

Thursday

The Office- Given
It's always Sunny in Philadelphia- Maybe the greatest show on television ever...GREEN MAN!!

Friday

You can usually find me at such fine establishments as Sutra, Tentations, maybe Chronic Cantina. All the great OC spots to get KRNK.

Saturday

Just a repeat of Friday night. I know how to have a good time...not really.

Sunday

Extreme Makeover Home Edition-only so I can have a good cry.
It's almost 24 time so...FVCK YEA!!


And finally...

Everyday I watch

The Daily Show

The Colbert Report

The O'reilly Factor

Anderson Cooper

Mad Money

The Closing Bell
&
Larry King...I'm waiting for the day he dies on air. (that's bad to say...but it's kind of true)

After writing this, I just realized how much time I waste a week watching TV. It's 13 1/2 hours.

WOW

I'm gone for one day and the Vice President get indicted for prisoner abuse. Holy Balls!!! I will write about this tomorrow. I am way to tired.

Today is My Day

A lot of people ask what I do for work. Well, I am a longshoreman. Then they ask what that is and I try to explain but most of the time they think I'm full of shit and slowly turn around. That's OK. I won't take the time to explain it, but what I will say is because of our down economy, it is uber slow. So, I have to take a few part time jobs with flexible schedules. This brings me to today's blog. Because today, Hollywood gets their first look at this pretty face. That's right, I got a job as a movie extra, and today I am working on some television show.

Now, I will take the time to explain what will become of me and what will not.

1. Will you see me in next weeks US Weekly magazine?

No

2. Will I feel morally superior after the camera films me?

Oh god yes...that's just a given.

3. Will I be bigger then Josh Hartnett?

Only if I can score a role at a High School where aliens invade. I feel like I got a 50/50 chance on that one.

4. Will I get my own reality show type Hills/Laguna Beach show?

I'm going to go ahead and say yes. Because I'm pretty.

Finally...

5. Will I automatically become Jewish today?

Shalom

Wish me luck. I'm excited.

Hoist the Colors High

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high,
heave, ho,
theives and beggars,
never say we die.

The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never say we die.

Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!

The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!

Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high...
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never say we die.

Quotes I appreciate

I thought this could be fun. If you recognize these quotes, let me know who you think they are. Or if you have any quotes that have substantial impact in your life, go ahead and leave them in the comments section, maybe I'll post them.

Here are some random quotes in no particular order written by men and women that are much smarter then I assume I am. Enjoy! Or don't..I really don't care.



"Finally, I would like to apologize for spontaneously yelling the word "savages!" after losing six thousand dollars on a roulette spin at the Choctaw Nation Casino and Sports Book."


"It is what it is"

"Everything about you was cute until you wouldn't fuck me anymore"

"It is constantly revealed that outward appearances are not inward reality at all"

"This machine kills fascists"

"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do you start missing everybody."

"That's right Ice Man...I am dangerous."

"I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet"

"Everything is changed now from before."

"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him"

"The feeling of having shared a common peril is one element in the powerful cement that binds us"

"Don't obsess over what people think"

"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord"

Quantum of...Wait...I'm Confused...Movie Review

I have decided to take my stab at movie reviews. And since the new James Bond movie is the first film I have seen since the beginning of the sweet blog, I thought, "What a perfect time to test my review skills.

*****DISCLAIMER*****

I might give a few details away, what with this being my first time reviewing something, so if you have not seen the movie and you don't want me to ruin anything for you such as how James Bond dies in this movie...oops.

From the start, there is but one word to describe this movie, awesome! Maybe another set of words would be fucking action packed from the get go. I enjoyed the revenge theme. Don't let some of the critics fool you. I heard going into this that you really need to remember Casino Royal. But this is simply not true. Dame Judy Dench is looking hot for 92 and Quantum's Bond girl is definitely lovely.

I guess the only problem I had with the movie was they never really explained the title. They simply kept the movie open for the next installment with Daniele Craig. The ending is a little weak, but that's okay. The movie has great stunts, fun chase scenes, and fast cars.

I give this movie 3 1/2 out of 5 apples. Go see it!!

Los Angeles is Burning

God bless all those who are losing their homes. Our skies are blanketed with smoke. It's really sad to see.

Staying positive with the top 10 things I am greatful for

10. It's always sunny in Philadelphia...maybe the greatest show since arrested development.

9. Ohio's congressman in the 10th district Representative Dennis Kucinich...not because I agree with all of his policies, but I like his out-spoken nature, and I just enjoy him trying keeping his fellows honest.

8. 75 degrees, sunny, and beautiful in November.

7. Mitch Hurwitz.

6. Sour gummy life savers.

5. Surfing.

4. That crazy woman at McCain's rally that called Obama a Arab terrorist.

3. The fact that one day Sean Hannity will no longer be on T.V.

2. Birth Control.

1. Cambell Brown...so fine.

All signs point to a recession

I am extremely tired of news pundits using this term. The very definition of recession is an extended decline in general business activity, typically two consecutive quarters of falling real gross national product. When in the past year have we had a steady incline of general activity...we haven't. Call it what it is, bad times.

I need to finish my coffee.

Wuka Wuka

10 sounds that make me want to "punch babies"

10. The sound of someone else vomiting. Oh so nasty.

9. Children playing in the alley...usually throwing a ball of some sort against garages.

8. Coheed and Cambria.

7. Nails on a chalk board...but that's a given.

6. The sound a woman makes before she hauks a loogey. I'm told very few women hauk loogies, which makes it that much worse.

5. Country Music

4. The sound of someone else punching babies...its addictive.

3. My dogs squeaky toy at 5;30 a.m.

2. The sound of bones breaking...I know from experience.

1. The Jonas Brothers

To republicans living in Alaska

Senator Ted Stevens (longest serving senator in the senate) is indicted on seven counts of filing false financial disclosures, each a felony charge that carries a penalty of five years in prison and an unspecified fine, and what do you do? You still vote in record numbers to keep him in his seat.

Why?

Because if Democrat Mark Begich wins, you lose the seat. But if Stevens wins, and is convicted (WHICH HE WILL BE THAT CORRUPT FUCK) you can hold a special election once Stevens is in jail, and keep the seat republican.

Wow...i'm really at a loss.

Wuka Wuka

Bailout of the Big 3

I have been watching the coverage over this subject for the past few days and wanted to get across one point that has not been brought up in any media piece I have seen. Remember, Nancy Pelosi is really pushing for $25 billion to go to the big 3. But before you make up your mind on this subject, here are a couple of facts.

1. $25 billion between 3 companies

2. GM's monthly expenditures each month anywhere from $3 billion to $5 billion

3. (and the most important) This is not their first bailout. They have had 3 other bailouts recently and look how far it has gotten them.

So, I say no. And I do that being a union supporter. I feel bad for the job loss, I truely do. But enough is enough.

Besides, WE CAN NOT AFFORD IT!!! Where is the money coming from. I am truely scared for my children...if I ever decide to have the stork come to my house and deliver one.

Right or email or call your congressman. They work for you. Let them know that we don't want this.

Wuka Wuka

What's bothering me lately

Sarah Palin: Why is she all over the news networks lately doing interviews. I'm a conservative at heart, and I was completely un-impressed with Sarah Palin when she joined the ticket because she would never do any interviews. We as a nation couldn't really get to know her. Now that the race is over, she is blasting the networks in the face with interviews. (he said blasting in the face) Why was she muzzled before? Its too late now biatch. Oh and any of you out there that believe in Palin 2012, please go get a gun and shoot yourself in the face.

700 billion dollar bailout and the whipping boy known as Secretary Paulson: They said if congress did not approve the money, the financial world market would completely explode. Paulson said no oversight. My mom said we need to do this to save Americans. Here are the facts. The first $250 billion is gone. I don't know where it went, but I've been told it was giving to the nations who were told to buy our packaged securities. Yes, those securities that were not worth the envelope they were mailed in. So, whatever, I guess that's nice. Now, the next batch of money that was supposed to go to the banks, who were in turn supposed to be buying up some bad loans and making them good, yea thats not happening. No one is trading, look at what happened to the market yesterday. And now I here that the money is being spent like this: Big banks are taking that money and buying small banks, CEO bonus' are being given out, and companies like AIG (fuck you AIG) are taking these company morale trips. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE OVERSIGHT. GOD DAMMIT!!! Most if not all members of congress need to be taken out back and given a full frontal lobotomy. I have lost all faith in congress.

Mormons and Black people that voted yes on prop 8: I guess this is a California issue but I am really upset with these two groups. Mormons have no right to even begin to speak of traditional marriage. And why would african americans want to oppress another group of people who wants equal rights. Hello...civil rights movement anyone. Believe me, I'm not naive enough to think the two movements are equal, but its pretty well fucked.

Wuka Wuka

I'm not very good at spelling

Don't hold it against me.

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10 things I beleive are "ruining the world"

10. Country music

9. Apathy

8. The Real House Wives of Orange County, New York, & Atlanta...but mostly Atlanta

7. Sean Hannity

6. Psychotic evangelical Christians...you know who you are

5. Muqtada Al-Sadr

4. African American rappers who buy conflict diamonds and wear them around their necks, in their teeth, on their arms...quite a massive oxy-moronic thing to do

3. Marijuana...right now our country needs thinkers, not stoners

2. Colin Farrell

1. Decaf Coffee

10 things I think are "Cool"

10. Verizon Wireless telephones...i don't have verizon wireless, but the commercials make their phones look quite desirable.

9. My dog.

8. Un-washed grey dickies shorts (with a tear in the butt)

7. Lying

6. David Cross a.k.a Dr. Tobias Funke

5. People that make fun of people who wear Affliction clothing. I got rid of all of mine by the way.

4. The Hills

3. Punk Rock n Roll

2. My broken xbox. It worked for a few hours the other day, and then back to broken

1. The falling gas prices, Secretary Paulson lying about where the money is going, the mortgage implosion, & the crumble of the S&P yesterday.

I hate interaction with people

I really hate 99.9% of Americans. Remember that scene in Vanilla Sky when Tom Cruise wakes up, gets in his car, and when he starts driving the streets of New York, no one is around. Not a single soul. That would be fun. Call it social anxiety, call it being a grumper, whatever it is, i'm just not a fan of people most days.

I had a brief shouting scuffle with some dick draggers (boogey boarders) yesterday. Entilted 14 year olds who can't drive yet, but feel they can get loud with a buddy of mine in the water. No Bueno! I was going to slash the tires to their bikes, but thought that would go a little bit to far. Plus, they still ride bikes...how cute.

Its 9 a.m. I need coffee

Wuka Wuka

Welcome

Time to jump on the blogging bandwagon. So welcome, subscribe, comment, leave negative feedback, I don't care. Lets just have some fun.

Wuka Wuka