I just wanted to give you my "What I'm watching these days" list. If you don't watch these programs, your missing the boat and...well...your dumb. Or maybe I'm dumb.
Mondays
My Own Worst Enemy- That's right. With Christian Slater. Spy thriller fun.
The Hills-because of its awesomeness.
Tuesday
Fringe-new show on Fox. Yes it has Pacey from Dawson's Creek and yes he's awesome.
The Shield- OMG so good, but next week is the series finally and I'm sad.
Wednesday
I used to watch Real World/Road Rules Gauntlet but now that it's over, I just read.
Thursday
The Office- Given
It's always Sunny in Philadelphia- Maybe the greatest show on television ever...GREEN MAN!!
Friday
You can usually find me at such fine establishments as Sutra, Tentations, maybe Chronic Cantina. All the great OC spots to get KRNK.
Saturday
Just a repeat of Friday night. I know how to have a good time...not really.
Sunday
Extreme Makeover Home Edition-only so I can have a good cry.
It's almost 24 time so...FVCK YEA!!
And finally...
Everyday I watch
The Daily Show
The Colbert Report
The O'reilly Factor
Anderson Cooper
Mad Money
The Closing Bell
&
Larry King...I'm waiting for the day he dies on air. (that's bad to say...but it's kind of true)
After writing this, I just realized how much time I waste a week watching TV. It's 13 1/2 hours.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
WOW
I'm gone for one day and the Vice President get indicted for prisoner abuse. Holy Balls!!! I will write about this tomorrow. I am way to tired.
Today is My Day
A lot of people ask what I do for work. Well, I am a longshoreman. Then they ask what that is and I try to explain but most of the time they think I'm full of shit and slowly turn around. That's OK. I won't take the time to explain it, but what I will say is because of our down economy, it is uber slow. So, I have to take a few part time jobs with flexible schedules. This brings me to today's blog. Because today, Hollywood gets their first look at this pretty face. That's right, I got a job as a movie extra, and today I am working on some television show.
Now, I will take the time to explain what will become of me and what will not.
1. Will you see me in next weeks US Weekly magazine?
No
2. Will I feel morally superior after the camera films me?
Oh god yes...that's just a given.
3. Will I be bigger then Josh Hartnett?
Only if I can score a role at a High School where aliens invade. I feel like I got a 50/50 chance on that one.
4. Will I get my own reality show type Hills/Laguna Beach show?
I'm going to go ahead and say yes. Because I'm pretty.
Finally...
5. Will I automatically become Jewish today?
Shalom
Wish me luck. I'm excited.
Now, I will take the time to explain what will become of me and what will not.
1. Will you see me in next weeks US Weekly magazine?
No
2. Will I feel morally superior after the camera films me?
Oh god yes...that's just a given.
3. Will I be bigger then Josh Hartnett?
Only if I can score a role at a High School where aliens invade. I feel like I got a 50/50 chance on that one.
4. Will I get my own reality show type Hills/Laguna Beach show?
I'm going to go ahead and say yes. Because I'm pretty.
Finally...
5. Will I automatically become Jewish today?
Shalom
Wish me luck. I'm excited.
Monday, November 17, 2008
Hoist the Colors High
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high,
heave, ho,
theives and beggars,
never say we die.
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never say we die.
Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high...
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never say we die.
hoist the Colors high,
heave, ho,
theives and beggars,
never say we die.
The king and his men
stole the queen from her bed
and bound her in her Bones.
The seas be ours
and by the powers
where we will we'll roam.
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high.
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never say we die.
Some men have died
and some are alive
and others sail on the sea
– with the keys to the cage...
and the Devil to pay
we lay to Fiddler's Green!
The bell has been raised
from it's watery grave...
Do you hear it's sepulchral tone?
We are a call to all,
pay head the squall
and turn your sail toward home!
Yo, ho, haul together,
hoist the Colors high...
Heave ho,
thieves and beggars,
never say we die.
Quotes I appreciate
I thought this could be fun. If you recognize these quotes, let me know who you think they are. Or if you have any quotes that have substantial impact in your life, go ahead and leave them in the comments section, maybe I'll post them.
Here are some random quotes in no particular order written by men and women that are much smarter then I assume I am. Enjoy! Or don't..I really don't care.
"Finally, I would like to apologize for spontaneously yelling the word "savages!" after losing six thousand dollars on a roulette spin at the Choctaw Nation Casino and Sports Book."
"It is what it is"
"Everything about you was cute until you wouldn't fuck me anymore"
"It is constantly revealed that outward appearances are not inward reality at all"
"This machine kills fascists"
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do you start missing everybody."
"That's right Ice Man...I am dangerous."
"I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet"
"Everything is changed now from before."
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him"
"The feeling of having shared a common peril is one element in the powerful cement that binds us"
"Don't obsess over what people think"
"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord"
Here are some random quotes in no particular order written by men and women that are much smarter then I assume I am. Enjoy! Or don't..I really don't care.
"Finally, I would like to apologize for spontaneously yelling the word "savages!" after losing six thousand dollars on a roulette spin at the Choctaw Nation Casino and Sports Book."
"It is what it is"
"Everything about you was cute until you wouldn't fuck me anymore"
"It is constantly revealed that outward appearances are not inward reality at all"
"This machine kills fascists"
"Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do you start missing everybody."
"That's right Ice Man...I am dangerous."
"I consider myself a poet first and a musician second. I live like a poet and I'll die like a poet"
"Everything is changed now from before."
"And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him"
"The feeling of having shared a common peril is one element in the powerful cement that binds us"
"Don't obsess over what people think"
"Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the lord"
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Quantum of...Wait...I'm Confused...Movie Review
I have decided to take my stab at movie reviews. And since the new James Bond movie is the first film I have seen since the beginning of the sweet blog, I thought, "What a perfect time to test my review skills.
*****DISCLAIMER*****
I might give a few details away, what with this being my first time reviewing something, so if you have not seen the movie and you don't want me to ruin anything for you such as how James Bond dies in this movie...oops.
From the start, there is but one word to describe this movie, awesome! Maybe another set of words would be fucking action packed from the get go. I enjoyed the revenge theme. Don't let some of the critics fool you. I heard going into this that you really need to remember Casino Royal. But this is simply not true. Dame Judy Dench is looking hot for 92 and Quantum's Bond girl is definitely lovely.
I guess the only problem I had with the movie was they never really explained the title. They simply kept the movie open for the next installment with Daniele Craig. The ending is a little weak, but that's okay. The movie has great stunts, fun chase scenes, and fast cars.
I give this movie 3 1/2 out of 5 apples. Go see it!!
*****DISCLAIMER*****
I might give a few details away, what with this being my first time reviewing something, so if you have not seen the movie and you don't want me to ruin anything for you such as how James Bond dies in this movie...oops.
From the start, there is but one word to describe this movie, awesome! Maybe another set of words would be fucking action packed from the get go. I enjoyed the revenge theme. Don't let some of the critics fool you. I heard going into this that you really need to remember Casino Royal. But this is simply not true. Dame Judy Dench is looking hot for 92 and Quantum's Bond girl is definitely lovely.
I guess the only problem I had with the movie was they never really explained the title. They simply kept the movie open for the next installment with Daniele Craig. The ending is a little weak, but that's okay. The movie has great stunts, fun chase scenes, and fast cars.
I give this movie 3 1/2 out of 5 apples. Go see it!!
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Los Angeles is Burning
God bless all those who are losing their homes. Our skies are blanketed with smoke. It's really sad to see.
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